People love a happy ending. So every episode, I will explain once again that I don’t like people. And then Mal will shoot someone. Someone we like. And their puppy.
I'm not sure why basic information feels like such a requirement in the description of a blog I only visit at various hours of the night, but I'll still provide it because why the hell not? My name is Allison, and I am at the painfully young age of seventeen. I say painful because I'm about to start my second year of college at the University of Memphis. I graduated high school early. I am continuing to successfully overachieve by double-majoring in Anthropology and Japanese. To add onto my list of awesome, I've been a happy vegetarian since the very early months of 2007. I am typically sporting short red hair, a wonderful mixture of polka dots, floral, and oversized sweaters, and my legs haven't seen sunlight since I was thirteen. A recent addition to my life has been a fantastic curly-haired man that makes my face hurt from smiling too much. I have also adopted his cat as my spirit animal, and we have a derpy dog named Boris. As you can see, my life is fabulous, and I am in love with the world.